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Stay Cool & Take the Hint – with this Actualitee Stubby Cooler
Some lessons in life are best served ice-cold—just like your drink.
Our 100% neoprene stubby coolers keep your beverage refreshingly chill while dishing out the kind of advice you didn’t know you needed (or maybe didn’t want to hear).
Perfect for BBQs, beach hangs, or just making it through another awkward social event.
Why you'll love it:
- 100% neoprene – Because a warm drink is never the answer
- Witty wisdom – Sharp, clever, and just the right amount of smug
- Snug fit – Standard bottles & cans, perfectly wrapped in wisdom
- Durable & lightweight – Built to last, unlike your last bad decision
Let your stubby cooler be your life coach—minus the hourly rate.
Stay hydrated, stay smart, and for the love of all things cold, don’t let your drink go warm.
Warning:
May result in unsolicited wisdom, a newfound ability to roast your mates with life lessons, and the annoying urge to say, "Told you so." Effects are permanent.
